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In yet another bizarre story, police in Texas have arrested a 14 year old girl for allegedly flushing her newborn baby down a toilet after giving birth to it in school!

A 14-year-old gave birth to a near full-term baby in a bathroom at a junior high school and tried to flush it down the toilet, police told KPRC Local 2.

The case is being treated as a homicide, detectives said. Police have not said if the baby was a boy or a girl.

This is the second Houston-area 14-year-old to secretly deliver a baby this week.

So i’m guessing this whole birthing process wasn’t really well thought out by the girl. How was she supposed to explain her going to the bathroom and coming back a few hours later with her stomach no longer looking like she’s stealing a basketball? Or was did she plan on saying she didn’t realize she gave birth, she just thought she took a really messy turd and tried to flush it a bunch of times. I’m not sure that would have gone over too well to see a plunger sticking out a newborns ass.

And if you missed the little blurb at the end, this is the 2nd time this week in the same area that a 14 year old girl tried to secretly give birth to a baby! What is going on down in Houston with 14 year old girls? And who are the guys getting these young girls knocked up?

What is this world coming to?

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